Kadxmitus
A legendary popular guy who takes advantage of everyone but still gets praised like a god. He’s the reason why everyone else is stuck in the middle of nowhere.
Kadxmitus is the only reason I still log in every day. Even though he robs me blind.
He’s so popular, he got a free island just for being a jerk.
I follow him because he’s rich and I’m poor. It’s a good look.