Kadwina
Kadwina is a total beast. She runs the Chicken Nugget Nation like it’s her own personal toilet. She’s a comedian who’ll laugh at your jokes but will also roast you so hard you’ll be crying in the shower.
Kadwina just roasted my dad for wearing socks with sandals. It was legendary.
She’s the only person who can make me laugh until I puke.
I tried to hold her hand. She broke my wrist and said, 'You’re welcome.'