Kadoozaphobia - A fear so strong it makes you poop in places you shouldn’t,

A fear so strong it makes you poop in places you shouldn’t, just to avoid the embarrassment.

I pooped in her car. She didn’t know. I was a genius for a while.

I pooped in her hallway. It was like a crime scene. She called the cops.

I pooped in her pet’s bowl. It was a mercy kill.