Kadodgebee
A ridiculous sport that mixes frisbee, dodgeball, and capture the flag like someone wanted to make everyone’s life a f***ing nightmare.
At Kadodgebee, I threw a frisbee, got hit by a ball, and ran like I was being chased by a dragon.
I played Kadodgebee with my friends, and we all got so sweaty we looked like we had been swimming.
My teacher said I was playing Kadodgebee instead of doing math, and I got a zero.