Kadirhan
Kadirhan is a god in human form. He doesn’t just love you, he loves you so hard it hurts. He’s got the power to turn your worst day into a party and your boring life into a fantasy.
My dog ran away, and Kadirhan told me, 'Don’t worry, I’m gonna find him and then I’m gonna beat the crap out of him for leaving you.'
He turned my 10th-grade algebra class into a rap battle and got me a perfect score.
When my mom yelled at me, Kadirhan yelled back, 'You’re not even worth the energy.'