Kadin
Kadin is a walking hot mess who wears fancy clothes and thinks he’s god. He can talk a woman into anything, and even rocks would want to be his therapist. He’s got so many girlfriends that he might need a new phone just for them.
He told my crush he was her soulmate, and now she won’t talk to me.
He asked my dog out and it said no.
He had three girls text me at the same time.