KADDICY
A royal family from three countries who run a chicken zoo. The cat Chichi runs it, and now it's Miss K1ttie. They drink ghazir water and the youngest one sharts herself. They love weird teas and have 3akoriye blood. They also worship GOD and JESUS like it's a full-time job.
Chichi Jr just said the chicken zoo is open again. I asked why the chicken zoo is open again. She said, 'Because the cat said so. And the cat is a holy being.'
The youngest Kaddicy sharted herself during a tea ceremony. The tea was sacred. The shart was sacred. The whole thing was sacred.
The family drinks ghazir water and says it's the best thing since sliced bread. I say it's the worst thing since sliced bread.