kadayao
Kadayao is when the moon is so full it’s basically telling the night, ‘You’re not the boss of me,’ and shining so bright it makes your neighbor’s dog howl like it’s on a bad date.
I told my dog the moon was kadayao. He looked at me like I just told him his favorite toy was stolen by a raccoon.
I went out to smoke a cigarette and saw the moon was kadayao. I immediately called my mom and said, ‘I’m gonna be rich by tomorrow.’ She said, ‘You’re still poor, son.’
My friend said the moon was kadayao, so I texted her: ‘Let’s go get high and rich.’ She replied: ‘I’m high, but I’m still broke.’