Kadado
Kadado is a Lebanese cool guy from Tyre who lives like a king with his pimps. He’s got the best laugh and the best stories. You’d be lucky to know him, even if he cusses you out sometimes.
Kadado told a joke so good, the whole street started laughing. Even the dogs joined in.
He’s got more pimps than a king has knights. And he’s still the funniest one.
Kadado walks in, and all the cool people start paying attention. You’re not cool until he talks to you.