Kaczynski
When Ted Kaczynski’s philosophy hits you like a text so strong it makes your brain explode. You can’t unsend it. You’ll probably get in trouble.
He texted me a Kaczynski bomb. I got a headache and a warrant.
His text was so intense, I had to take a break from the internet.
She sent me a Kaczynski text. I screamed and called the cops.