Kaczynski
A drunk guy's last shot on the bar, left there like a turd. It’s a relative of Larry. You got cherry bombs, Irish car bombs, and Jager bombs, all named after famous people who probably never wanted this.
I took the last Kaczynski shot and it tasted like regret and cheap whiskey.
The bartender called it a 'Kaczynski', I called it a death sentence.
My friend drank a Kaczynski and now he's in the hospital with a hangover.