kackvogel
Kackvögel are the kind of people who make you feel like you're being tortured by a ghost just by being near them.
They show up at your house and won't leave until you listen to their whole weird story.
They sit next to you in the restaurant and won't stop talking about their weird obsession with socks.
They walk into the middle of a quiet room and start yelling about their weird pet hedgehog.
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