Kackboon
Kackboon is the worst kind of gamer. They play like they’ve never seen a controller before. They’re so bad, they make babies cry.
My cousin is a Kackboon. He missed the first three quests and still didn’t know what a quest was.
That guy in my lobby is a Kackboon. He tried to fight a dragon with a sword and a bag of chips.
My friend’s brother is a Kackboon. He thought a ‘heal’ was a curse.