Kack Sack
a bag that’s so stupid it might as well be a fashion statement. It holds nothing useful, but somehow it still makes you feel like a genius.
I brought my Kack Sack to school and my teacher asked me why I didn’t bring a real bag. I said, 'It’s more stylish.'
My Kack Sack has a hole in it, and I’m proud of it.
I tried to put my lunch in my Kack Sack and it fell out. I’m not even sorry.