Kacian
A couple who think they're in love, but they’re just stuck together because they both forgot to break up.
They texted each other 10 times a day but haven't talked in person since March. 'Love is eternal,' he said. She replied: 'Yeah, eternal like your bad jokes.'
They got into a fight over who left the toilet seat up. Now they’re both pretending they didn’t even notice.
They still say 'I do' every time they see each other. It's not cute. It's annoying.