kachwaffle
the only man who could beat you up and still have time to tell your mom she’s a mess.
"He beat me up and told my mom she was a mess. I cried, and he laughed.", @kachwafflefanatic
"He beat me up, told my mom she was a mess, and still had time to eat a sandwich.", @kachwaffleboss
"He beat me up while telling my mom she was a mess. I got a sandwich, but I still cried.", @kachwaffleiscool"