"He beat me up while eating a sandwich and told my mom she was a mess. That’s just how tough he is.", @kachwafflebro

"He had a sandwich in one hand, beat me up with the other, and still had time to roast my mom.", @kachwafflelegend

"He beat me up, ate a sandwich, and still had time to tell my mom she was ugly. That’s just how strong he is.", @kachwaffleking"