kachoof - Kachoof is when you mess up so hard you might as well be dea

Kachoof is when you mess up so hard you might as well be dead. It’s the sound of failure.

My mom kachoofed while trying to make breakfast and set the kitchen on fire.

I kachoofed during a test and wrote my name on the ceiling.

My brother kachoofed while trying to eat a whole pizza in one bite.