kachoof - Kachoof is when someone messes up so bad they look like a f*

Kachoof is when someone messes up so bad they look like a f***ing idiot. It’s like tripping in front of your crush and spilling a whole pizza.

My dog tried to catch a ball and kachoofed into the couch.

I kachoofed during my speech and said 'f***ing bananas' instead of 'f***ing bananas'.

My little brother kachoofed while trying to open a can of soda.