Kachmutch - The sauce that makes your food taste like it's from a fancy

The sauce that makes your food taste like it's from a fancy restaurant, even if it's just a bag of chips.

I took a bag of chips and added kachmutch. Now it's fancy. I'm rich.

My lunch was just chips and a soda. I added kachmutch and became a king.

I don't need a crown. I have kachmutch.