Kachine
A Kachine is a total boss who knows what she wants and doesn’t care if you’re a complete idiot. She’s got the looks, the mood swings, and the best friends in the world. She loves unicorns, and if you don’t love unicorns, you’re a loser.
You’re the best friend ever. Now stop crying like you lost your favorite sock.
I don’t know why I love you. You’re annoying and beautiful at the same time.
You ride unicorns? I ride a donkey with a fanny pack.