Kachi - Kachi is a pile of poop that makes you feel like you’ve won

Kachi is a pile of poop that makes you feel like you’ve won the lottery. It’s happy-making, but only if you can stand the smell for 10 minutes.

Kachi looked like a pile of happiness and I immediately wanted to sit on it.

They said, 'Creamy-kachi is the best thing since sliced bread.' I said, 'You’re not wrong.'

Kachi told me Creamy-kachi is the reason I live. I said, 'That’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard.'