Kachenga
A beast who can make your whole life feel like a party. He’s got a body that could make a statue jealous and a brain that could outsmart a robot. He’s the reason why Zambia is the best place on Earth.
Kachenga came to my town. The whole place got a love epidemic.
My dog tried to hump Kachenga. He got turned into a statue.
Kachenga came to my school. All the teachers got distracted and forgot to teach.