Kacheera
Kacheera is a hot mess who crashes into your life like a drunk truck. She’ll make your heart do flips, but she’ll leave just as fast as she came. Don’t be a jackass or she’ll make your life a living hell.
You text her: 'Hey, how's your day?' She replies: 'It's okay, until I saw your face.'
She shows up at your party with a guy and a bottle of whiskey. You know it's going to be a long night.
You break up with her. She texts you: 'I’ll see you in court, loser.'