kachamak
Kachamak is the breakfast of champions who don’t care about dignity. It’s corn flour boiled and stirred until it’s mad, then you throw in butter, cheese (because cheese is life), and pepper to make it cry.
My cousin ate kachamak and it turned him into a human meatball.
I made kachamak and it was so good, my dog walked on his hind legs to thank me.
My brother ate kachamak and now he talks like a robot.