Kach
Kaches are the best people. They’re honest, funny, and always make you laugh. If you befriend one, you’ll never be sad again. Unless you’re a total loser.
That Kach made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
She’s the best Kach I’ve ever known. I’m her best friend.
You befriend a Kach, and you’re golden. Unless you’re a loser.