kach-attack
A guy who smells like a trash can starts dancing at a school event and gets a boner because he thinks he’s the most attractive guy there
During the dance, Jeff got a boner and nobody knew why, but it was because he smelled like a trash can
At the prom, my friend got a boner and his date ran out of the room
During the school dance, Gary got a boner and his date asked for a refund