Kabul
Kabul is when you have to run a full lap around the airport in Afghanistan while the Taliban try to shoot you. It's like a race with bullets.
'I ran a lap around Kabul Airport while the Taliban shot at me. That's like running while being attacked by a superhero.'
'Kabul is like a race where you get shot at. It's the worst kind of workout.'
'I had to run around Kabul Airport while bullets came at me. That's like a nightmare.'