Kabul - Kabul is what you call the mess you make when you forget to

Kabul is what you call the mess you make when you forget to pull out during sex and leave some behind like you're the worst lover ever.

'My girlfriend said I left some behind like I was the worst lover ever. I think I got a D on my sex report.'

'Kabul? That's what you call the mess I made after sex. I think I got a D on my sex report.'

'I pulled out like a pro, but I still left some behind. I got a D on my sex report.'