KABUKI
A Japanese theater where only men acted, even the women. They had to do it in weird stiff poses, like they were all on a bad acid trip. It was so boring it could make you cry.
My grandma went to a Kabuki show and fell asleep before the first pose.
The guy in the play looked like he was about to punch the moon.
My teacher said Kabuki was the worst thing since soggy toast.