Kabuki Whore
A Chinese hooker who gets called this when she’s giving a bad blow job and her face is glowing like a neon sign.
My cousin got called a Kabuki Whore because she looked like a fried egg with glitter.
He said she was a Kabuki Whore because she had more makeup than a clown at a funeral.
That Kabuki Whore tried to charge me double for a lousy massage.