Kabouter Plop
Kabouter Plop is a hot Belgian dude who lives in a weird stool and eats people for fun. He’s basically the king of the creepy couch.
My friend said he saw Kabouter Plop in the park and he screamed like a girl.
I think he ate my brother last week. He’s been missing ever since.
He lives in a stool and eats people for breakfast.