kabotle - a can that forgot it was a can and tried to be a bottle. It'

a can that forgot it was a can and tried to be a bottle. It's like a confused middle schooler who doesn't know what they want to be.

I brought a kabotle to the party and everyone thought I was being weird.

My brother said the kabotle was the most annoying thing he ever saw.

The kabotle sat on my desk and stared at me like I owed it money.