kaboox
A kaboox is someone who talks nonsense to you when you're already having a bad day and thinks they're saving you
You: 'I failed my science test.' Kaboox: 'Science is for losers!'
You: 'My mom yelled at me.' Kaboox: 'She just needs a nap!'
You: 'I got stuck in traffic.' Kaboox: 'You're just weak!'