Kabooten - A state of being where you're so spaced out you could be a g

A state of being where you're so spaced out you could be a ghost in a pizza box.

I saw my dog walking in circles and thought it was a Kabooten.

I texted my friend and sent a cat picture by accident because of my Kabooten.

I tried to eat my cereal, but I looked at it like it was a conspiracy.