Kaboom Breakfast Cereal
A breakfast cereal that tastes like regret and looks like a clown had a party in your bowl. It was made in 1969 and has marshmallow animals that look like they’re about to cry.
I eat Kaboom every morning and it’s like my soul is being smushed.
My sister says it’s the best cereal ever. She’s either lying or insane.
I had Kaboom for breakfast and now my tongue is a clown.