Kabooder
the magical f***ing power that turns you into a god of butts, capable of slapping moogers into the afterlife
I’ve got a kabooder so strong it could knock out a mooger with one fart.
My kabooder is so legendary, even the moogers brought snacks to my battle.
With my kabooder, I don’t just slap moogers, I f***ing annihilate them.