Kaboobages
Big squishy things on a woman that look like they could take over the world, but still somehow look good.
My mom’s kabooobages are like two basketballs that just won the championship.
She walked in and the whole room turned to look at her kabooobages.
I asked her if she was wearing a bra and she said, 'No, I’m just letting my kabooobages roam free.'