KaboKula
A guy who’s so awesome he could make a superhero feel weak. He’s got style, skills, and the kind of swag that makes people want to steal it.
He showed up to the concert in a limo and still had time to dance better than everyone else.
He got into a fight with a guy who had a sword and won with just a smile.
He texted me a video of his dog and it was more interesting than my whole life.