My friend said, 'Kabocha is the best.' I said, 'It’s just a pumpkin, you idiot.'

In the DMs, someone said, 'I love kabocha.' I wrote back, 'Just say pumpkin, you’re not that smart.'

My teacher asked me what kabocha was. I said, 'It’s a pumpkin. Your friends just think they’re cool because they know that.'