Kabobbin
When you’re too lazy to cook but too hungry to wait, so you grab sticks, meat, and veggies, then burn them all to hell and eat them anyway because you’re too far gone to care.
I ate three kabobs and a whole loaf of bread. My face is now a charcoal briquette.
My dog tried to steal my kabob. I let him because he’s family.
I tried to kabobbin at 2 AM. My grill is now a funeral pyre.