Kabobbin - Making shish-kabobs like you’re building a damn pyramid, the

Making shish-kabobs like you’re building a damn pyramid, then eating them like you’re the pharaoh of flavor.

I made 10 kabobs. I ate 9. I’m now a god of grilled meat.

My sister tried to help. She ruined 2 kabobs. I now hate her.

My dad said, 'You’re not a man until you’ve kabobbin on a Saturday.' I’m now a man.