kabnaar
Kabnaar is a god who loves to drink orval like it's his job and blasts quotes so fast they make your brain explode. He’s also into wearing fisherman hats and fucking bitches like it’s a sport.
I just saw Kabnaar at the bar. He drank 10 beers and quoted Nietzsche while wearing a hat that looked like it was stolen from a pirate.
My cousin tried to be Kabnaar. He wore a hat, played guitar, and got kicked out of 3 bars for being too loud.
Kabnaar texted me: ‘Life is pain. But I’m drinking orval and I’m still cool.’