kabnaar
Kabnaar is a god who drinks orval so much he’s got a second job. He plays guitar, fucks bitches, and yells quotes at people until they’re too tired to fight back.
Kabnaar came to my birthday party and quoted Shakespeare while doing a magic trick with a fisherman hat. I got drunk and cried.
I saw Kabnaar at the mall. He was wearing a hat, playing guitar, and making a quote about life. The security guard called him a ‘quote beast.’
Kabnaar sent me a text: ‘I don’t need a hat. I’m already a legend.’