Kablunked - Getting so wasted you can't tell your left from your right a

Getting so wasted you can't tell your left from your right and your brain is on fire

I tried to put on my shoes and they were on my hands. I was kablunked.

I screamed at my dog and it ran away. I was kablunked.

I tried to do my homework and it looked like a alien. I was kablunked.