Kablifternifter
A fat, smelly, loud king from Neo-Italy who also thinks he's the Earl of Proto-Greece and the Duke of Latvia-X, even though he doesn't know what any of those places are and he doesn't care.
He tried to ride a goat into battle and fell off.
He sent a message to the Duke of Latvia-X saying he was 'too cheesy for his taste.'
He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite and it came out his nose.