Kablickagoya
A dumb holiday where you get a gift that’s wrapped in something gross and you yell kablickagoya like you knew it was coming, even though you totally didn’t.
My friend gave me a used sock in a box of tampons. I screamed kablickagoya and then threw the box at her.
My cousin gave me a broken watch in a box of lube. I said kablickagoya and then cried.
My mom gave me a dead mouse in a box of sperm. I yelled kablickagoya and then ran away.