kablaze - You’re so lost you could get lost in a maze made of confetti

You’re so lost you could get lost in a maze made of confetti and still not know what you’re doing.

You said 'kablaze' like it was a fancy word. It’s not. It’s just you being lost.

I asked you what 'kablaze' meant and you started drawing a map on the table and said it was a treasure map.

You tried to explain 'kablaze' and it sounded like you were describing a lost dog who also forgot how to bark.