kablamoplasty - Squishing your girlfriend's face with a big glob of jizz to

Squishing your girlfriend's face with a big glob of jizz to make her look like a melted ice cream cone.

My bf did kablamoplasty on me and now my face is stuck in the 90s.

I did kablamoplasty to my sister and now she thinks she's a rock star.

My dad did kablamoplasty to my mom and now they both look like they got hit by a truck.