K.A.B.F
K. A. B. F is when your legs give up and your ass gets the full brunt of the fuck. It’s like being punished by the universe.
He got K. A. B. F when he tried to run from the bullies in the park.
She got K. A. B. F when she had to read her poem out loud in front of the school.
He got K. A. B. F after trying to eat the entire pizza in one bite.